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Welcome to the official wiki for I Was a Teenage Exocolonist, the narrative life simulator where your memories are cards and your friends are aliens and hot dogboys. Featuring 833 story events, 276 collectible cards, 30 endings, 25 jobs, 15 skills, 10 dateable characters, 3 alien pets, and a vriki in a gnarltree.